Very disappointed

Ordered this product from hismith and was told it would be delivered between 3-5 days, 12 days later I still have not received the item, sent emails and had 2 replies, my 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th emails were ignored and have received no response, not acceptable, not professional and very frustrating and disappointing, cannot understand how a company can simply ignore a customer who spent £400 on a product and not received it over 3 times the estimated delivery date, Have now had to resort to opening dispute case with PayPal due to being ignored, basically they (hismith) were happy to take my payment but then did not provide what I paid for, in fa t have taken £400 from me and provided me with absolutely nothing.

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Gay Man's Super Sex machine

I have fucked myself silly for the last four days with this great sex machine. The airlock dildo that comes with it is probably not long enough or thick enough for a real man. I ordered the extra airlock adapter and was able to adapt my favourite 13 inch very fat dildo and it was magic! This unit disassembles down further than a similar product I used to own and comes with it's own very innocent looking carry bag. I have no doubt women love it to. I give this unit 10 out of ten. Great product.

Great Machine Great Company

Great product. I really love this machine. This is a great company. I had a problem with my first machine. When I reported the problem I received and immediate response and was sent a new machine. I highly recommend the machine and am very impressed with the company and their customer support. Thank you again.

starsI love this machine!

I just want to start by saying this is my first machine and I'm SO glad I spent the extra money! I looked at the reviews of some cheaper machines but they made me nervous and this is so worth the extra cost. If you are on the fence about buying one, look no further! The package came just as I was about to leave for work so I rushed home right after to put my new toy together. The first thing I want to say is that it's heavy. No need for suction cups because it stands very well on it's own. I shook it around quite a bit before using it to see how stable it is and it took a bit of shaking to even move it side to side. It didn't move at all the same way it thrusts. When I opened the box I found the machine comes in a very nice carrying case with foam that fits all of the pieces. VERY easy to put together with simple instructions to follow. The dildo is easy to attach and there are tons of attachments you can buy sperately. It has a nice long stroke and even works well on low speed. I managed to get it up to 60 out of 100 and boy did it make my legs shake but the machine didn't move at all! (Used on carpet.) I really look forward to using this while my boyfriend is away for the military. Happy thrusting and remember the lube. ;-)

Four Stars

Had a prolem with the machine. Hismith really stands behind their product and resolved the problem

More expensive but value for money

This type is more expensive than the one without remote control, but it is worth the money. I love it!

AMAZING!

I can control the thrusting speed, hear her moan and waiting for her beg in the next room. So exciting!

it needs some minor adjustments, but it's quiet, affordable, an

Before I get started, let me first say that this product is definitely flawed. Usually, I would leave a 4 star review for that reason, but the flaws are easily fixed, and without them this thing is amazing so it's keeping all 5. The biggest problem this machine has is that the rod that is attached to the motor and the forward arm is held in place by adjustable screws. Obviously this is necessary if you want a machine with adjustable settings, but it does have a tendency to unscrew itself while it's screwing you. To fix this all you have to do is put two small, lubricated, metal washers between the screws by both the motor and the forward arm. Haven't had an issue with it since making that adjustment. I do suggest putting them on both screws, but the one attached to the rotating arm gave me the most issues. Another thing to note is that the machine does have a weird smell to it, which mostly comes from the rubbery plastic tips for the supports.The smell did seem to dissipate after a couple of days, but it's definitely not going away completely. Not that big a deal, it's like a dollar for ones that don't smell at homedepot. Aside from that, the only other negative thing I can say is actually about the dildo that is provided with the machine. It's great, really high quality silicone, medium firmness, not too big or too small, and it feels really good. It's actually my favorite dildo even without the machine. However, the metal piece that is used to attach it to the machine will rust if you get it wet while cleaning it, so make sure to dry it off really well and oil it so it doesn't rust. You could get around this by purchasing either the plate for suction dildos or a vac-u-lock attachment. Not really worth it in my opinion, it only adds like 15 seconds to the cleanup time. Anyway, onto the positive... WOW! This thing will leave you shaking pretty much no matter what. The lowest speed it'll work at is ~1 thrust per second, and the highest it goes basically turns it into a dildo jackhammer at ~4 strokes per second. And it will maintain the 4 per second even at the full 6in of penetration, which is nearly the entire dildo. 4 times a second... yeah. It's heavy enough that it'll stay in place no matter what speed it's set to as long as it's on a stable platform. And the adjustments on the supports allow for a pretty good variety of positions. It's a bit tricky to set up if you want to use it while standing, but basically it can be set up for anything if you have the patience to figure it out... not that you'd be able to stand very long with this thing railing you anyway. For how fast it gets, it's remarkably quiet. With about 1 door and a single hallway of space between you and the machine, it's nearly inaudible even at the highest setting. It's unlikely any roommates would notice it unless they were standing right outside your room, and if you close the door it pretty much sounds just like a fan. And on top of it all, it's just about the cheapest that sex machines get. There's basically no one I wouldn't recommend this to. If you have some extra cash laying around and want to cum really really hard, do yourself a favor and buy it.

The case it comes in is so nice and you would never know what is

I have been looking at these machines for a few years but they were way overpriced. I decided to look again and was pleasantly suprised to find one with glowing reviews and a price tag that didn't break the bank. So I ordered and patiently waited. It was supposed to arrive on a Monday but came a day early. Yeah me! This thing was heavy but packaged quite well. The case it comes in is so nice and you would never know what is in it. Everything in it is well fitted in a foam material. The manual made putting the machine together very easy, maybe 10-15 minutes. The included toy is about average size and hits the spot quite right! It's easy to change the positioning and works quite well from horizontal to a 90 degree angle. The control box is very responsive to slight twists. The included remote works well but seems to bump the speed up or down a bit much. I have used this a handful of times since receiving it and always does the job! The original power pack was faulty. The blue light would blink on and than fade out, you had to wiggle the wire to get it to stay on. I contacted the company and they got another right out to me. The new one works perfectly. I would definitely recommend this machine. Any angle you need at any speed (I haven't even gone over 50% yet.) It's easy to use and super quiet. I know I will be getting pleny of use out of this!