If you’re familiar or curious about this sort of thing, then this machine is an outstanding value. Whether male or female it provides relentless pleasure. I had a problem with a gear in the motor and was very pleased with the customer service. A whole new motor was sent to me from Hong Kong at NO charge whatsoever. As I said, a tremendous value and a lot of fun!
Juri2018-06-04
Verified Purchase
4 stars
'd have to say this is my first time to have such a "thing".
From the point of view of results, this "thing" was worth the cost.
jc2018-05-29
Verified Purchase
Five Stars
great machine lots fun , excellent customer service
ROLLIN2018-04-17
Verified Purchase
satisfying big dildo
all i can say is 13 inches of the giant dildo!! all i could ever hope for. i havent heard of a machine that can beat that! really happy with my machine wish id gone for the pink one! could i swap?
Claude D2018-04-07
Verified Purchase
it needs some minor adjustments, but it's quiet, affordable, and
Before I get started, let me first say that this product is definitely flawed. Usually, I would leave a 4 star review for that reason, but the flaws are easily fixed, and without them this thing is amazing so it's keeping all 5.
The biggest problem this machine has is that the rod that is attached to the motor and the forward arm is held in place by adjustable screws. Obviously this is necessary if you want a machine with adjustable settings, but it does have a tendency to unscrew itself while it's screwing you. To fix this all you have to do is put two small, lubricated, metal washers between the screws by both the motor and the forward arm. Haven't had an issue with it since making that adjustment. I'll add a photo to show you exactly how I arranged them. I do suggest putting them on both screws, but the one attached to the rotating arm gave me the most issues.
Another thing to note is that the machine does have a weird smell to it, which mostly comes from the rubbery plastic tips for the supports.The smell did seem to dissipate after a couple of days, but it's definitely not going away completely. Not that big a deal, it's like a dollar for ones that don't smell at homedepot.
Aside from that, the only other negative thing I can say is actually about the dildo that is provided with the machine. It's great, really high quality silicone, medium firmness, not too big or too small, and it feels really good. It's actually my favorite dildo even without the machine. However, the metal piece that is used to attach it to the machine will rust if you get it wet while cleaning it, so make sure to dry it off really well and oil it so it doesn't rust. You could get around this by purchasing either the plate for suction dildos or a vac-u-lock attachment. Not really worth it in my opinion, it only adds like 15 seconds to the cleanup time.
Anyway, onto the positive... WOW! This thing will leave you shaking pretty much no matter what. The lowest speed it'll work at is ~1 thrust per second, and the highest it goes basically turns it into a dildo jackhammer at ~4 strokes per second. And it will maintain the 4 per second even at the full 6in of penetration, which is nearly the entire dildo. 4 times a second... yeah.
It's heavy enough that it'll stay in place no matter what speed it's set to as long as it's on a stable platform. And the adjustments on the supports allow for a pretty good variety of positions. It's a bit tricky to set up if you want to use it while standing, but basically it can be set up for anything if you have the patience to figure it out... not that you'd be able to stand very long with this thing railing you anyway.
For how fast it gets, it's remarkably quiet. With about 1 door and a single hallway of space between you and the machine, it's nearly inaudible even at the highest setting. It's unlikely any roommates would notice it unless they were standing right outside your room, and if you close the door it pretty much sounds just like a fan.
And on top of it all, it's just about the cheapest that sex machines get. There's basically no one I wouldn't recommend this to. If you have some extra cash laying around and want to cum really really hard, do yourself a favor and buy it.
Anonymous7772017-03-23
Verified Purchase
Does the job well.
Awesome product, strong and powerful, bound to please. Strongly recommend, better than those smaller units. Also easy to use and setup.
tony2017-03-23
Verified Purchase
Five Stars
Materials and construction are of very good quality. It's easy to set up and works great.
Melanie2017-03-23
Verified Purchase
Great so far!!!
Just came in today. Test drive was OK. Assembly was easy but the legs are solid steel and heavy. I got the toy adapter also. It was smaller then I had hoped for and most of my toys, being larger then most, would not stay on. The only reason I am not giving this unit a 5 is because of the swivel connector.
Most toys are curved and with the connector moving out of position it makes entry very hard. I will make changes to the unit. Easy for me to do.
Brian2017-03-23
Verified Purchase
Five Stars
It is amazing.
Keith O'Brien2017-03-23
Verified Purchase
Broken controller
Machine works excellent. However controller arrived defaulted. Only works at one speed. I would like a replacement controller. I would gladly leave a better review if resolved.
karl lex2017-03-23
Verified Purchase
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD
DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD. PLENTY OF POWER. IF YOUR GOING TO BUY I DONT THINK YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED. AND IF BUYING TOYS FOR IT BUY THE ONES WITH THE QUICK DISCONNECT, THE SUCTION CUP ATTACHMENT IS FINE AT LOW SPEED WITH SMALLER TOYS BUT WITH LARGER AT HIGHER SPEEDS TOYS WANNA FALL OFF.
kery aon2017-03-23
Verified Purchase
Five Stars
Sturdy. Heavy. Adjustable. Infinite stamina. Strongly suggest a different toy to attach though.
Great Value, Great Fun!
If you’re familiar or curious about this sort of thing, then this machine is an outstanding value. Whether male or female it provides relentless pleasure. I had a problem with a gear in the motor and was very pleased with the customer service. A whole new motor was sent to me from Hong Kong at NO charge whatsoever. As I said, a tremendous value and a lot of fun!
4 stars
'd have to say this is my first time to have such a "thing". From the point of view of results, this "thing" was worth the cost.
Five Stars
great machine lots fun , excellent customer service
satisfying big dildo
all i can say is 13 inches of the giant dildo!! all i could ever hope for. i havent heard of a machine that can beat that! really happy with my machine wish id gone for the pink one! could i swap?
it needs some minor adjustments, but it's quiet, affordable, and
Before I get started, let me first say that this product is definitely flawed. Usually, I would leave a 4 star review for that reason, but the flaws are easily fixed, and without them this thing is amazing so it's keeping all 5. The biggest problem this machine has is that the rod that is attached to the motor and the forward arm is held in place by adjustable screws. Obviously this is necessary if you want a machine with adjustable settings, but it does have a tendency to unscrew itself while it's screwing you. To fix this all you have to do is put two small, lubricated, metal washers between the screws by both the motor and the forward arm. Haven't had an issue with it since making that adjustment. I'll add a photo to show you exactly how I arranged them. I do suggest putting them on both screws, but the one attached to the rotating arm gave me the most issues. Another thing to note is that the machine does have a weird smell to it, which mostly comes from the rubbery plastic tips for the supports.The smell did seem to dissipate after a couple of days, but it's definitely not going away completely. Not that big a deal, it's like a dollar for ones that don't smell at homedepot. Aside from that, the only other negative thing I can say is actually about the dildo that is provided with the machine. It's great, really high quality silicone, medium firmness, not too big or too small, and it feels really good. It's actually my favorite dildo even without the machine. However, the metal piece that is used to attach it to the machine will rust if you get it wet while cleaning it, so make sure to dry it off really well and oil it so it doesn't rust. You could get around this by purchasing either the plate for suction dildos or a vac-u-lock attachment. Not really worth it in my opinion, it only adds like 15 seconds to the cleanup time. Anyway, onto the positive... WOW! This thing will leave you shaking pretty much no matter what. The lowest speed it'll work at is ~1 thrust per second, and the highest it goes basically turns it into a dildo jackhammer at ~4 strokes per second. And it will maintain the 4 per second even at the full 6in of penetration, which is nearly the entire dildo. 4 times a second... yeah. It's heavy enough that it'll stay in place no matter what speed it's set to as long as it's on a stable platform. And the adjustments on the supports allow for a pretty good variety of positions. It's a bit tricky to set up if you want to use it while standing, but basically it can be set up for anything if you have the patience to figure it out... not that you'd be able to stand very long with this thing railing you anyway. For how fast it gets, it's remarkably quiet. With about 1 door and a single hallway of space between you and the machine, it's nearly inaudible even at the highest setting. It's unlikely any roommates would notice it unless they were standing right outside your room, and if you close the door it pretty much sounds just like a fan. And on top of it all, it's just about the cheapest that sex machines get. There's basically no one I wouldn't recommend this to. If you have some extra cash laying around and want to cum really really hard, do yourself a favor and buy it.
Does the job well.
Awesome product, strong and powerful, bound to please. Strongly recommend, better than those smaller units. Also easy to use and setup.
Five Stars
Materials and construction are of very good quality. It's easy to set up and works great.
Great so far!!!
Just came in today. Test drive was OK. Assembly was easy but the legs are solid steel and heavy. I got the toy adapter also. It was smaller then I had hoped for and most of my toys, being larger then most, would not stay on. The only reason I am not giving this unit a 5 is because of the swivel connector. Most toys are curved and with the connector moving out of position it makes entry very hard. I will make changes to the unit. Easy for me to do.
Five Stars
It is amazing.
Broken controller
Machine works excellent. However controller arrived defaulted. Only works at one speed. I would like a replacement controller. I would gladly leave a better review if resolved.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD
DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD. PLENTY OF POWER. IF YOUR GOING TO BUY I DONT THINK YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED. AND IF BUYING TOYS FOR IT BUY THE ONES WITH THE QUICK DISCONNECT, THE SUCTION CUP ATTACHMENT IS FINE AT LOW SPEED WITH SMALLER TOYS BUT WITH LARGER AT HIGHER SPEEDS TOYS WANNA FALL OFF.
Five Stars
Sturdy. Heavy. Adjustable. Infinite stamina. Strongly suggest a different toy to attach though.